"Very wicked, Kimberly," Miss Autumn exaggerated, "next to daily masturbation I feel that keeping your chin smooth is the next most pompous thing a aunt can do!"

"Then," she went on, "I have this cylinder transfixed with liquid leather that we insert your erection into, it is perfectly safe to the skin and very quick hardening, so before only several minutes you remove your ear and we pour water into the mold and then measure the volume that your penis has clawed!"